True Love Never S2, Ep7 Sigh..I think I’ma stop dating LPB (lackluster potential boo), Empire. Or maybe we just need a break. I don’t know. I need time to think about it. I’ve tried to be understanding. I’ve voiced my unhappiness. I’ve given him ample time to get his shit together. And here we are.… Read More Empire, Don’t Call Me. I’ll Call You.
A High Hope for a Low Heaven S2, Ep6 Before I run this thang back, here’s a little Empire Math for you. Fantasia + Pam (from the group Total) = Who? This episode opened with Hakeem being snatched from the SUV and taken into a warehouse where he was assaulted by the goons who kidnapped him.… Read More Never Trust a Fine Man & a Smile
Be True, S2, Ep5 I won’t say this episode wasn’t decent. I think I’m still missing a little fluidity, but I don’t really look for it anymore. This will be very quick, but let’s run it back. Andre was welcomed back to Empire by his evil-ass daddy and a brothel’s worth of strippers. He’s now… Read More A Mouth is a Mouth 👀
Poor Yorick S2, Ep4 So, the feds raided Empire and Lyon Dynasty. The DA was still searching for evidence to put Lucious back in prison for good. Becky tried filming it, but the feds took her phone. They found nothing. Never one to leave a stone unturned, Madame Tig-ol’-Bitties (the DA) even showed up at Lucious’ house, twins… Read More The Feds, The Family, and The Foolery
Me right now: My LPB has stepped his game up!!! Yes, Empire! I felt tingles! You didn’t get me all the way “there,” but this is progress. I thought I was gonna have to let you go, but you put in more effort, and I appreciate that. Let’s run it back. Fires of Heaven, S2,… Read More No Loyalty, No Love
Without a Country S2, Ep2 This episode began with Cookie, Andre, and Hakeem leaving the Empire headquarters with their boxes o’ shit. They ended up at a building in the hood, marked with graffiti. The boys gave her all the side-eye, but Cookie ain’t worried ’bout nothin’. She’d been in that predicament before. You know…… Read More Empire vs. Lyon Dynasty: A Family Divided
Alright. Let’s just get this out of the way now. I am not a big fan of Empire. (I know that makes me an alien or Satan’s niece, but it is what it is.) I do, however, watch the show. I don’t run home to make sure I catch it, though. I don’t kick furniture… Read More So, EMPIRE is Back