Love & Hip Hop Hollywood S4 E2 The Jack Off

#LHHH S3E2

I swear I have to watch this show with a cast list of names and pictures because there’s SOOOO many characters…I need a guide…

Welcome back Ray J. Um…ok…so that’s what boys are doing now? Playdates at the fertility clinic? Bets on sperm count? Aw man you lost…that’ song with Hazel E bout to be weak AF…will it be the remix to your first One  Wish song or your second One Wish Song?
Hi A1…7 number ones? I need the playlist..You’re in LA…what’s up with the crazy scarf/wrap thing? I can’t get with your style at all…wierd.
Brooke and Boobie…ummmm ok…Boobie is doing music? mmmk. But back to ya’ll homies…Is this what we call people we have smashed previously or are about to smash? The lust between these 2 is way too obvious…
Mia…girl you look very upgraded this season. Way to go…some facial work done maybe? Some weightloss?
So is Moneice kinda the queen b of this little gang of masked marauders? She seems to be the one always calling the shots…
So in one episode Marcus got divorced? Fastest divoce in history. This plot was clearly scripted. They could have drug it out a little bit longer…smh
Keyshia…I love the bob…OG advice from Too Short. Cool…I’m glad he clowned her for this cohabitation situation. And you say you wan the divorce done sooner rather than later because you don’t want anymore distortion between you but you still want to live together? Awww…you didn’t want him to cry but you’re breaking down…that was a precious moment. Ok…then you say you gotta move out…good job…
Lyrica do you not read? how do you not see where you’re going? There was no signs? I’m confused you don’t know where you are…
Zel you’re a disloyal coon. Your career is lit? What career? What do you do?
Alexis Sky…you’re messy. your man had a baby with someone else…why are you not taking your issues with him?
Nikki Baby…Queen Nude. girl I have 2 words…Ass Reduction. Youre doing too much
Jade…dated Rich…now you’re dating Marcus and helping him with his divorce which 2 scenes ago we were told was final? Got it…kinda…
Chanel looks like a young Zsa Zsa….
Is Safaree going to mention his relationship with Nicki Minaj every episode? Wait…he’s releasing a line of coconut oils??? I’m dying….OMG!!! Did you just name the song “SHORT CUMMINGS” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA That shit was funny as hell!!!!
Masika are you trying to take the the nude body suit queen? Are you trying to be the Joseline of Hollywood? I’m confused as to why you’re too important for your plot…
A1’s discography…WHO KNEW?!!!
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